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[spoiler:lit]Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Winston loves Big Brother[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Han Solo dies in The Force Awakens[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Rosebud was a sled[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Johnny dies, but not before telling Ponyboy "Stay gold"[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Flowey was actually Asgore's son, Asriel[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Brad Armstrong kills his dad, kills the entire Rando Army, beats up his adopted son Rando himself, and becomes a Joy Mutant[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]It was the sheep that made all those predators feral in Zootopia[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Hank Schrader dies, Jesse Pinkman gets held hostage and likely raped by neo-nazis, and Walter White kills them and probably dies. Probably not.[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Dumbledore gets killed by Snape on page 596[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Hedwing dies, Mad-Eye Moody dies, Wormtail dies, Dobby dies, Crabbe dies, Fred Weasely dies, Snape dies because Snape is a cuck, Tonks dies, Lupin dies, Bellatrix dies, Harry is a horcrux and dies (but not really), and Voldemort dies anti-climatically[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Matthew Mcconaughey flies into a black hole, ends up in the fourth dimension, and communicates how to save mankind through Morse code on a watch[/spoiler:lit]
[spoiler:lit]Elliot Roger couldn't get the girl in the end so he went on a killing spree[/spoiler:lit]
