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21. if chuck norris had a dog, it would bark XD
22. if chuck norris had a cat, it would meow XD
23. if chuck norris had a cow, it would moo XD
24. chuck norris can't own a dimetrodon as a pet because dimetrodons are dead XD
25. if chuck norris did manage to get a dimetrodon then we would not know what noise it makes XD
26. if chuck norris was born in mexico he would be a mexican XD
27. if chuck norris was born in france he would be french XD
28. chuck norris speaks english XD
29. chuck norris knows how to count to 100 XD
30. chuck norris can breathe through his mouth and his nostrils XD
31. chuck norris most likely has one scrotum, two testicles, and a penis
32. chuck norris pees through his penis XD
33. chuck norris put his penis in a vagina a couple of times XD
34. when chuck norris is on a mountain he is high XD
35. when chuck norris is in a pit he is low XD
36. chuck norris' hair grows 0.33 mm a day XD
37. if chuck norris wouldn't cut his hair, he would have really long hair XD
38. chuck norris has never eaten a rock the size of a human head in his whole life XD
39. if chuck norris was bob saget then he would no longer be chuck norris XD
40. chuck norris has 4 limbs XD
