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>No, you’re NOT a real otaku.
>No, no, no, no, you ARE. NOT. AN OTAKU.
>I’m so sick of all these people who think they're Touhou fans. NO, you're NOT! Most of you are not even close to being real fans. I see these people saying, 'I cleared a few stages in Touhou, it's amazing!' THAT'S NOTHING. Most of us can easily 1cc every Touhou game on Lunatic. I see people who only know a couple of characters and claim to be Touhou fans. Come talk to me when you can name every spell card from the entire series, then we'll consider being friends.
>Also, DEAR ALL SECONDARIES: Fan-made Touhou games are not real games. Doujin music remixes are not real Touhou music. Casual fan art is not real Touhou art. If you've only played Lostword or watched a few Let's Plays, you're not a real Touhou fan. Put down the easy mode and delve into the bullet hell madness that is the main series.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL /jp/sies.