>>19918814[A picture taped to every locker in the WWA arena. The following note is attached]
Lucky waifus of the WWA; today Lakshmi, the goddess of beauty, fortune, and cow dung smiles on (You)!
You're being presented the opportunity to team with the incredible, the incomparable, the insatiable(?) Masala!
But every opportunity comes with a cost, so here's the bill you're going to be expected to foot.
1. I get 60% of the revenue from any team merchandise sales - Partnerships are seldom equal, and ours almost certainly won't be.
As the main draw I should be entitled to the majority of the dimes.
2. In the unlikely event our team loses a match YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO EAT THE PIN - I have my entire career ahead of me.
You have my entire career to look forward to too.
Let's not do anything to tarnish it, shall we?
3. I can't be expected to come up with a team name, but I get total veto power over any name you propose - I can't be bothered with the trivial stuff.
I bring the beauty, brains, and brawn to our partnership, you bring the willingness to do all the menial bullshit.
4. You mustn't fall in love with me* - As difficult as this may be for you, let's keep it professional.
*Exemptions made for select waifus. Send a total body shot to SpyceGremlin69@gspotmail. com. Nudes preferred
