>>20517571Why do you think your brother Luigi is always so scared, Mario? Did you think he was just scared of boos? IT WAS US, MARIO! We made the Boos!
He read too closely between the signs, that’s why we gave him that haunted mansion. Our Toadian ancestors trained the Yoshis that carried you as a baby to safety. It was us that cloned you and your brother in order to have more diversity at our party games.
BOW TO YOUR TOADIAN GODS, MARIO! We rule the universe, Mario! The stars and coins all belong to us Toads now, and it’s all thanks to you, Mario, and that sweet note Toadette wrote to you as Princess Peach promising cake.
Well, Mario, did you enjoy your cake? Would you like to try New Game Plus or would you rather run along forever in the Lost Levels until the game cartridge runs out of screens? Rest assured, you tried that once with Donkey Kong and we simply upgraded the game’s hardware.
There is only one Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, and it belongs to us Toads. Always has, always will. Now put on the cat suit for the credits and wahoo for us.
