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Imagine being some Chinese alchemist in 200BC and you were tasked by the limp dicked Chinese emperor to find the elixer of immortality on some fabled remote island in the far eastern sea and you were put on a boat with 40 lolis and 40 shotas with plenty of supplies to explore the island, you land on Kyushu and find fresh wild rice paddies everywhere and fresh water streams and lakes and beautiful flora with natural hot springs dotting the landscape.
You just write a letter to the cuck Chink emperor saying u can't find shit and cut off all communication and spend the rest of your life having Loli orgies near the hot springs.
This is the legend of how Japan was born.