>>1181646>>1181584Vittu.
I didn't post this to troll, I was genuinely mortified about the whole thing. I used to be fat, I used to be bullied, I used to be a beta orbiter and drive my drunk crush from nightclub to Chad's place and overall I'm a failure when it comes to women. I've been conditioned to think that when a woman notices me, it's something negative. For me the thought that the hot girl thought I was handsome and was interested in me is so alien that I can't find a good metaphor.
I'm going to play some Summertime Saga now while I get wasted and truly ponder the depths of my autism.