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HYPERSTACY
>uses men for money and free food. men give her money for doing nothing, every day. she spends it all on makeup
>hates her friends. passive-aggressively insults them whenever possible
>loves only herself, without shame and without any deep introspection
>secretly wants to fuck her best friend, poses in gratuitously pornographic pictures with her whenever possible
>doesn't know how to read. doesn't care that she doesn't know how to read
>communicates solely through emojis
>listens only to rap but hates black guys
>hates giving blowjobs: expects chad to give her 30 minutes of head for every 1 minute of cock-lacerating toothjob. "i looove sucking dick"
>tried lesbianism out, which means that she had a girl eat her out under the blankets for an hour and then returned the favor by sloppily fingering the her until the girl just quit
>can flex pelvic floor muscles to make vagina tear dicks out of socket
>parents are rich. "daddy" ensured "princess" will never have to work a day in her life
>was gifted a ferrari for her 18th birthday. immediately struck a pedestrian while drunk-driving, only having to do probation
>shy high school kid hanged himself in his locker after she rejected him by calling him a loser. she forgot about this after a single day
>thinks she's an artist because she takes pictures and puts a black and white filter over them
>diet consists mainly of fast food, candy and starbucks coffee. tells everyone she's "vegan"
>eats her partner after copulation to ensure the quadruplets she births will be well-nourished
>technically obese but possesses goddess-tier fat distribution. will live to 100
>chads battle over her. she encourages them, hoping the most handsome one will emerge victorious
>will become a nurse so she can marry a doctor
>skin is permanently tan, makeup has fused into her face
>will beat her future husband until he beats her back. she will enjoy all of this, necessitating domestic violence and sadomasochism by her very nature
