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[Open Morty’s room]
(Morty is asleep in his bed when Rick stumbles in, obviously really drunk, and turns
on the lights.)
Rick: Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... You gotta come with me.
Morty: *rubs his eyes* What, Rick? What’s going on?
Rick: I got a surprise for you, Morty.
Morty: It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
Rick: *spills booze on Morty's bed* Come on, I got a surprise for you. *drags Morty by the ankle* Come on,
hurry up.
(Rick pulls Morty out of his bed and into the hall.)
Morty: Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!
Rick: We gotta go, gotta get
outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.
[Trans. Rick's ship]
(Rick drives through the night sky. Morty looks exhausted.)
Rick: What do you think of
this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage.
Morty: Yeah, Rick... I-It's great. Is this the surprise?
Rick: Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had- I had to- I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
Morty: What?! A bomb?!
Rick: We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty.
Create a whole fresh start.
Morty: T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
Rick: Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right
now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
Morty: Jessica? From my math class?
(Rick puts an arm around Morty’s shoulders.)
Rick: When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know?
I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and
you're gonna be Adam.
Morty: Ohhh….
Rick: And Jessica's gonna be Eve.
Morty: Whhhh-wha?
Rick: And so that's the surprise, Morty.
Morty: No, you can't! *shoves Rick away* Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But- but, but forget about that,
because you can't blow up humanity!
