>>10279383*beat drops*
Essex, Essex - Essex is crap
It's an absolute abomination
Essex - may it fall off the map
It's a boil on the bum of the nation
We all cover our houses in stone cladding
Satellite dishes are always in sight
Essex is where Steve Davis comes from
Well it's true then, it's gotta be shite
Most of our mates here are crooked
People get shot in the street
But apart from that we're the nicest
Bunch you'd wish to meet
Essex, Essex - what is it for?
We can't think of anywhere viler
Essex where there's mobiles galore
And in every dream home, a rottweiler
Where you find the likes of Norman Tebbit go
Where page 3 girls buy their mum a bungalow
Where we get "Rocky V" out on video
Oh yes, that's Essex, man
If you think it's really posh to drink Malibu
If you need a calculator to count to two
If you think the stories in the Sunday Sport are true
Then you're an Essex man
Yes, you're an Essex man
Essex - may it go up in smoke
It's about as much fun as a tumour
Essex people can't take a joke
They've got absolutely no sense of humour
