>>22363274Zoomer girls, the generation known for their love of TikTok dances and just being plain weird, have a new favorite pastime: shoplifting. These young girls are ditching traditional hobbies like Tinder and talking about boys, in favor of swiping lip glosses and hair barrettes from their local ghost malls, But why, you may ask, are these seemingly innocent girls turning to a life of crime? Well, the answer is simple: They're bored. They’re bored and they’re broke. With the rise of online shopping and social media, Zoomer girls have lost the excitement of browsing through racks of clothes or testing out makeup in stores. So why not add a little thrill to their shopping experience by snagging a few items without paying? And let's face it, with their limited allowance and part-time jobs, Zoomer girls can't always afford the latest trends. So instead of missing out on the must-have items, they take matters into their own hands (literally) and simply help themselves to what they want.
But it's not just about the thrill of getting away with it. For these girls, shoplifting is a form of rebellion against the consumerist system that tells them the need to buy the latest designer handbag or beauty product to be happy. By taking things without paying, they're sticking it to the man (more like bending him over and fucking him!) and reclaiming their power. Of course, we're not condoning this behavior. Shoplifting is illegal and unethical, and Zoomer girls should find healthier was to express their creativity and independence. But until then, keep an eye out for these sticky-fingered fashionistas next time you're at a store After all, you never know when they’ll strike next.
