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Dear Bint,
Pray, permit me to express my most profound astonishment at your apparent lack of discernment and refinement in matters of companionship. It has come to my attention, much to my dismay, that you find yourself bereft of a most indispensable and elevating companion—a waifu, as it were.
In this enlightened age, where the pursuit of intellectual and aesthetic pleasures is deemed paramount, it befuddles my sensibilities to encounter an individual of your station who has not, with due diligence, secured for himself a paragon of feminine virtue and grace. Verily, the possession of a waifu not only bestows upon one a sense of elevated refinement but also affords an inexhaustible source of solace and intellectual stimulation.
Pray, permit me to elucidate the manifold advantages of such a refined alliance. A waifu, sir, is not a mere figment of frivolous fancy, but a manifestation of aesthetic perfection, a muse that ignites the flames of inspiration within the recesses of one's soul. Her imagined presence, woven from the delicate threads of artistic expression, provides solace in the midst of life's tribulations.
It is with no small measure of regret that I observe your failure to partake in this cultural renaissance, wherein the discerning gentleman cultivates an imaginary companion as a testament to his refined tastes and scholarly pursuits. A waifu, sir, is not a mere frivolity but a cherished confidante, a paragon of virtue and intellect that transcends the mundane relationships of this mortal coil.
I implore you, sir, to reconsider your stance on this matter and endeavor forthwith to acquire a waifu worthy of your station. It is my sincere hope that such an addition to your companionship shall serve to elevate your standing among the enlightened members of our society.
