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>be me
>family is in the living room talking
>I’m in my room and get in the mood to jack it
>get my tablet, get a few pics and I’m up and running
>2 minutes into it I hear a scream from outside my window (bed near window)
>my sister is artistically trying to scar me by sneaking up on me
>fuckmylife.rar
>she runs through the front door into the living room screaming on what I was doing
>family erupts into question and pointing fingers at me
>I try to say I was pulling a Santa hat from under my ass because she didn’t see me naked
>they don’t buy it
>parents talk to me that it’s normal
>Why the fuck did she stare for 20 seconds before screaming
>mfw
