>>2676162ALABAMA? MORE LIKE ALBANIA!!!
ALASKA? MORE LIKE RUSSIA!!!
ARIZONA? MORE LIKE WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONA!!!
CALIFORNIA? MORE LIKE CALL ME FART BONER!!!
COLORADO? MORE LIKE GREYADO!!!
CONNECTICUT? MORE LIKE CONNECTION CUT!!!
DELAWARE? MORE LIKE GAY AND SELF AWARE!!!
FLORIDA? MORE LIKE DICKRIDER!!!
IDAHO? MORE LIKE I'M DA HOE!!!
INDIANA? MORE LIKE INDIA!!!
IOWA? MORE LIKE AYYLMAOAH!!!
KANSAS? MORE LIKE CANCEROUS!!!
KENTUCKY? MORE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!!!
LOUISIANA? MORE LIKE LOSING YEAH!!!
MAINE? MORE LIKE BANE!!!
MARYLAND? MORE LIKE NOT MARYS LAND!!!
MASSACHUSETTES? MORE LIKE MASS SHOOTINGS!!!
MINNESOTA? MORE LIKE MINUTE SODA!!!
MISSISSIPI? MORE LIKE MISS MY PEEPEE!!!
MONTANA? MORE LIKE CYRUS!!!
NEW JERSEY? MORE LIKE OLD JERSEY!!!
NEW MEXICO? MORE LIKE MEXICO!!!
NEW YORK? MORE LIKE JEW BORG!!!
NORTH CAROLINA? MORE LIKE ORC BORDERLINER!!!
NORTH DAKOTA? MORE LIKE SOUTH DAKOTA!!!
TENNESSEE? MORE LIKE NINE I SEE!!!
TEXAS? MORE LIKE TAXES!!!
VERMONT? MORE LIKE VOMIT!!!
VIRGINIA? MORE LIKE VAGINA!!!
WASHINGTON? MORE LIKE WASH LINCOLN!!!
WISCONSIN? MORE LIKE SLEPT WITH MY COUSIN!!!
WYOMING? MORE LIKE WORMING!!!