>>11132618wait, you're telling me you never read monkey's paw or seen any of it's depictions in modern media?
well I'm sorry you didn't get the memo but it's supposed to be broken in a way it's nearly never going to give you what you want and when it does you come to regret for not using the wish in a better manner
it doesn't have rules, it's inherently broken non-system for the sake of entertainment