>>13863954Poop is a suitably-fragrant sacrificial offering acceptable to His Holiness Yonkers, to avert his wrath (as a ‘Poopropitatory Offering’).
Jenkem is an acceptable fragrant devotional offering to consume, in the worship of His Holiness Yonkers.
May we always thankfully come under the Mighty Expulgation of His generous Grace and Mercy!