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>Be me,16
>Living with parents
>Jack off every night at midnight bc I'm a bitch
>One night just before I was about to get ready to mash, Mom comes in and tells me the time
>It was 1 AM
>FF one night
>Start getting ready to beat
>Take off pants
>Before I get lube, I think of last night
>Think mom will come in again
>Give it 30 minutes to see if she will
>Right as I set my timer, she comes in
>mfw
>Get scared every night
>Don't jack off for weeks
>Finally forget about it and jerk off
>About to finish
>Mom walks in
>Nut on the spot
>ohfuck.jpg
>Mom leaves few seconds later
>Surprised that nothing happens
>Next day
>Mom calls me into her room
>Talks about the events of the other night
>Nothing happens
>probablyretarded.jpg
