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Woke up toasted on vodka and had a beer to smooth things out. I was planning on doing some productive shit today but I have almost a whole 12-pack of this 6.6%ABV beer and I could really go for another one. Sorry mom; I'm probably not going to do the shit I said I would do, but at least I am not smoking cigarettes like the rest of the family. I'll make sure you guys have a really pretty headstone if I'm not too drunk.