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>lost virginity at 24
>26 still hadn't had sex again
>go to uni in another city
>get super horny of seeing 18-24 prime chicks at uni
>while heavily drunk, i tought MAN UP get a prostitute
>go online; shit's expensive
>find an ad of a girl next to where I live since I'm too drunk to drive > super cheap
>go there, get greated by a 300 pound land whale with a face full of acne
> money up front anon
>i should leave, too horny, stay
>first thing she ask me is what porn movie I would like to watch since she knew the cumming would be hard
anyway, soon to be 37, still hadn't had sex with a real girl but got better at picking prostittutes
