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>final interview
>showered, brushed teefs, ate breakfast, put on my suit, in a nice well lit quiet area
>need to use teams
>make sure to click on it a few minutes early so I'm not late
>TEAMS MIC DOESN'T WORK ON LAPTOP
>have to switch to cellphone
>interviewers do not look amused
>interview ends 20 minutes later
I am 100% qualified, I am the man for the job, I will not get the job because Micropenis and Bill Faggot screwed me. Good.