Quoted By:
I AM THE LORD THY GOD
HEAR THIS FLAMING BUSH AND OBEY!!
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. No wait, nevermind, it's sunday
6. Where was I?, oh yeah...Honour thy father and thy mother, even if they hate you or order you to let yourself be captured, tortured and executed for no reason
7.Thou shalt not kill, unless you wage war against others thag do not believe in me
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless a holy dove it's involved ;)
9. Thou shalt not steal, or whatever I don't really care
10. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless he is a heretic
11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, and no I don't care if thou areth homeless
12. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, unless you are a holy dove :)
13. Oh yeah and or his slaves, or his animals, or anything of thy neighbour....yeah i said Slaves, why?, it doesn't matter if you were slaves once...might makes right!
NOW....You shall set up these on stones, which I command you today, yeah you write them down I have no tome...I have to go cause a war or a famine, or something.
