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>she was uncomfortable before, thanks to your instistence of her feasting on mc'donalds, but she is horrified now. you were wierd.... but she didn't know you were autistic....................
>you shit yourself literally, figurativelty, quantumly, niggeratively, and actually. She leaves applebee's.
>the manager comes up. she is kind of cute, you notice, not chubby like your date, and dressed nice (its because she's working)
>you groan. "heh" you say, "sorry for the mess, I just had to BTFO that obese roastie.... heh, we sure showed herr, right?
*drip drip drip drip* goes the shit on the chair, to the floor. the only people left are the people recording with there phones. the manager dials 9/11 and pulls out a taser
