>>18441875Don't get a wife and never have kids
Stay homeless in truck... save a shit ton of money
Eat great food at truck stop diners
Don't need to shower or look good
Listen to right wing talk radio and 50s rock and roll all day
Get side loads for cash
Drink Monster energy drinks and those are tax deductible business expense now.
Get welfare and EBT card due to under reported income.
Have computer and wireless hot spot to play vidya games
Fuck... I wish I could do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3pHKEfNK2Q