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>dad jokes
Not really a "dad joke" but my dad traumatized me for life playing a joke on me
>yells for me to come to the basement real quick
>claims he chopped my mother up into pieces and put it in the freezer
>he opens the freezer and sure enough, there's tons of chunks and pieces of meat/flesh (it's actually just moose)
>he convinces me it's mom
>break down crying
>nobody tells me it's a prank until 4 hours later
