>>15504610Well, I’m a former alcoholic who drank himself out of a career and into massive debt. I am now about to be homeless. I’ll pass on the drink, though. Need to save my money for a plane ticket. They can’t garnish my wages when I’m in Malaysia, you see.
It’s funny how when you stop being an alcoholic, so many “friends” start to hate you. You realize that they weren’t your friends. They were laughing at the boorish and ridiculous things you did when you were thirty drinks deep. So, that’s me. Friendless, under crushing debt, but hey, at least I don’t drink anymore.
