>>20696248<Be me
<Beat the fuck out faggot son. Beat him to near hospital condition.
<Tell him he is disowned.
<Sell property of any value.
<Take him off any legal powers of atty.
<Clear all accounts.
<Never speak or acknowledge his existence again.
<Move to Thailand.
<Meet beautiful woman.
<Discover it's a lady boy.
<Bust lady boy skull out with lamp.
<Leave hotel by cab.
<Move into jungle.
<Become hermit fisherman.
<Write memoirs as though I was Hitlers ghost butler.
<Be discovered in my cave with belt made of jungle vines tied around my neck some decades later.
<Movies made of my existence.
<Old gay son in interview tell the media he lied because it was April First.
<I'm in hell.
<My face when.
<FML
<4Chins got me good.