Just got back, OP. I don't own a phone or other portable device because I am a PCMasterRace™ purist-fascist and refuse to purchase a device unless it runs ADMx64 +SSE4.2 or at least some variant of IBM x86 RISC. I custom-built my own lawnmower out of a lawnmower and an old laptop. It's getting frighteningly good at hunting local dogs.
That's why I'm not taking a shit right now.
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