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Here's the deal.
>Have kid
>Hate kid
>Was an accident with a fat chick from a bar
>Let's call the kid Shitface
>Fat bitch mother calls my apartment, telling me i need to buy a birthday present for Shitface etc.
> Being the fact I want to psychologically destroy Shitface, i need to think about this present.
Whats the best toy for hurting little half nigger 4 year olds and making it look like an accident?
