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Living like this is basically like living in the Saw movie franchise with my penis stuck in some scissors that I just don't know when the scissors are going to suddenly do what scissors do. All those people who used to say, "We'll only stab his asshole but stabbing his penis would be too much," are now saying, "We'll only stab his penis and asshole and scrotum to implant sexual torture devices in the tissue where we slice the skin and blood vessels that support his erection but just cutting the dick off altogether would be too much." However... since they leave me in the filth of the gutter in this persistent condition of indigent homelessness, something they do specifically to force me into contact agents which they can send to invade my presence, something which is a true Holy place unlike all that other shit that churches will tell you is Holy, it will just take one other crazy homeless gutter ISIS agent to decide to slice my dick off, just one little boop with a scalpel, and then after that they will say, "Oh, well... slicing the dick off is already opened now so it's ok but slicing his hands and feet off would be too much."
