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Not necessarily applicable to Germanbro's situation, but here's a story for others in a pinch.
>be poorfag in college
>fucking sick of the city
>but can't really afford to go anywhere
>get bright idea to go innawoods 2 hours away and sleep in car
>fold front seats forward
>crawl into back seat and cover with blankets from bed
>miserable
>in fetal position
>can't stretch any direction
>half my body isn't even on the seat
>neck cramps
>back and side aches
>nosleep
>get bright idea
I backed the car up and used my small spade to dig a trench 3' wide, 7' long, and just over a foot deep using the headlights to see what I was doing. Drove the car forward over the trench, and then slid under the car with my blankets.
Had plenty of room to stretch out, and the undercarriage radiated a bit of warmth.
Take the tire iron with you (if you don't have a gun), and you could smash the fuck out of the ankles of any cunt who tries to fuck with your car.
You're welcome.
