>>182430I work at a bar and my boss is afraid of rodents so it's my job to kill all of the rats along with bartending. I worked all night though until like 1am. When I got off I went to this gas station where there's a girl I like and I talked to her and bought some booze. I don't know her name so I just call her gas station girl. Then I went home to my shitty apartment to get drunk and pass out in my own filth. I am literally Charlie Kelley. Can't remember if there's an "e" between the "l" and the "y" though. So I'm literally Jim Halpert.
