>>4332281>t. fucking degenerate with a nasty ass>>4332282just search it on Amazon if you have a standard toilet. The cheaper models (~30$) use just water, but higher models have heated seats, warm water, pulsating functions, or even a drier (for really high-end models)
Just read the reviews. Toto Washlets are also amazing, like the Cadillac of bidets, but they can require electrical hookups and are much more expensive.
>>4332285This, fucking mutts will pay for McDonalds but not for a bidet.
>>4332286Maybe they're at work, etc, and there isn't a shower at those toilets. In which case a portable bidet can help.
>>4332287The nozzle retracts when not in use. You think they didn't figure this shit out already? Quit imagining stuff and actually use one.
>no coverThen just get one that attaches to a standard toilet if you're worried about scarring your eyes for eternity with such a glorious device.
>>4332288Get the one that attaches to a standard toilet. See
>>4332278 as an example. They are cheap and do the job well for the price (30$ for basic model)
