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>[Stage lights and flourish! A big band plays a jaunty tune, and here comes your host for the evening!]
"Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to a very special edition of The After Dark Hour! I am your host, Jones Ratman, and I am here tonight with one of the biggest stars in the world of television, professional wrestling, movies, music and more. I can't wait to get into it all with her, but first let me ask you this: how great is professional wrestling? We've got stuff happening all over the world now, including over in Goon Japan, where a huge Intercontinental Championship match is set to take place soon! What about you, Mauser, who you got? The octopus or the penguin?"
>[A round, bald man who was playing the trumpet chimes back.]
>"I've never been one for seafood, so the penguin's got this."
"Maybe, maybe, but that Octopus is a slippery thing. But speaking of sea food, I hear there's even wrestling taking place out there on the open sea. Upstarts, spin offs, contract tampering and more. Let's hope not too many 'jump ship'."
>[The host raises his eyebrows provocatively and winks at the camera.]
