>>21995727What the bloody hell did ye just say tae me, ye big bampot? Ah'll have ye know Ah graduated top o' mah class in the Ironfists, an' Ah've been involved in countless secret raids oan Khazad-dûm, an' Ah’ve got o'er 43 confirmed kills at Helm’s Deep. Ah'm trained in troll warfare an' Ah'm the best axe thrower in a’ the Erebor infantry. Ye're nothing but another elf poof. Ah'll wipe ye oot wi’ precision the likes o’ which has ne'er been seen before in this Middle Earth, mark mah bleedin’ words. Ye think ye can get away wi’ talkin' that shite tae me o'er the Palantír? Think again, ya daft git. As we speak, Ah’m contactin’ mah secret network o’ spies across the Misty Mountains, an’ yer fëa is bein’ traced right noo, so ye better prepare for the storm, ye wee maggot. The storm that wipes oot the pathetic wee thing ye call yer hröa. Ye're absolutely done for, lad. Ah can be anywhere, anytime, an’ Ah can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, an’ that’s just wi’ mah bare hands. No’ only am Ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Ah’ve got access tae the entire arsenal o’ Durin's Kin an' Ah'll use it tae its full extent tae wipe yer miserable arse off the face o’ Arda, ye little shite. If only ye could’ve known what unholy retribution yer wee "clever" comment was about tae bring doon on ye, maybe ye would’ve held yer bloody tongue. But ye couldnae, ye didnae, an’ noo ye're payin' the price, ye godforsaken idiot. Ah'll shite fury a’ver ye an’ ye will drown in it. Ye’re absolutely done for, laddie.
