>>505699890>loud music>flashy lights >giant buttons These slot machines are specifically made to captivate the attention of mentality deficient retards i.e. boomers.
>sit here buddy and press the giant red button until you get 3 monkey in a row. It’s fun right? Look you got pretty pictures, pleasant music and if you’re lucky you could win MONEY.>ehhh… ungh… ahh… mmph… it’s so fun 