>>14481394>joins army at 18 with full head of locks>gets anthrax shot>goes bald within 2 years>sad.jpg>see buddies pay for dicked up haircuts from nigger gov employees at the Px or off post>never get yelled at for dicked up haircut nor have to pay for haircuts ever again>realize hair is simply a fucking nuisance that must be manicured periodically >lives bald no issuesI honestly wanted to kill myself the first month or two but after that, shit was pretty dope, also no worries about head lice or any of that other disgusting shit you hairniggers could get haha
