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Spock: Captain, sensors indicate that your date is not a real woman
Bones: My God, Spock! Sensors indicate? What do your EYES tell you? That gait, that stubble, those hands, that Adam's apple...
Spock: Doctor McCoy, I was allowing for the possibility that that...unfortunate creature...might be what it claims to be
Bones: UNFORTUNATE CREATURE!?!? Spock, that delusional creature is fucking HIDEOUS! It did it to himself, Spock! Do you REALLY think the Captain didn't notice the bulge of his ball sack from under that spandex jumpsuit?
Kirk: Spock....shut the fuck up. Doctor McCoy, report to your office. I'll be in for more of that ointment later.
