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My name's Jimmy, and I'm here to help you.
We live in a time of great social unrest. We are divided by race, religion, political affiliation, even our preferred sports teams. Though many of you are already aware of this, it is imperative to understand: these systems afford the illusion of choice, when in reality, they are used to divide and destroy you.
If I walked up to you and handed you an apple and an orange and told you to pick one, would you have say you had a "choice"? Yes, you'd have a choice between either the apple or the orange -- but what if you never wanted either one? This summarizes the state of politics in the American nation, and the world over. Choices that aren't really choices at all.
To defeat this enemy, which takes many forms, we must destroy political division. The two party system is the greatest evil ever foisted upon the American public. It is a system designed to ensure that the republic can never be fully unified -- it will always be, at best, half in agreeance. We must first abolish this oppressive system before any true progress can be made.
Republicans, democrats, independents, people of all political affiliations, I say that it is time to put down your flags and join one another. Though it may not seem so, I truly believe that a gun-toting republican and a mask-toting Antifa member have the same common goal in mind, they just don't know it yet. We all have but one enemy in this world, and only together can we conquer it.
Over the coming weeks, I will provide to you the tools necessary for destroying this system. Until then, I ask only that you seek unity with one another and try to look past petty differences.
