>>10982675Women my age are definitely SO fucking mature. I don't understand how this generation of women who walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear and drive their parent's minivans to grown-up daycare so they can get drunk & high & just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a worthless degree can't find husbands. It just fucking baffles me how this generation of alcoholic cumdumpsters fingering themselves and vaping in bed to vampires and dragons in a shitty one-bedroom apartment with their sweaty fucking bras & yoga pants scattered all over the place stinking like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee-shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, hot fries-eating, cheeto-dusted, yerba mate drinking, self-sterilizing, hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong needs me to man up; I need a fucking woman in my life after all. I need one of these beautiful fucking creatures to tame my stupid fucking savagery & my toxic masculinity. I need one of these glorious fucking HPV princesses who gets free creampie pills on the taxpayer dime to let me inside her sloppy fucking hauntedass roast beef hole with its 1 in 4 chance of having had an abortion. I totally love sleeping next to the site of a fucking massacre and the scene of an orgy at the same time. I definitely need to invest time & effort into making one of these hookers happy, & it's totally worth losing everything I've ever worked for, because who wouldn't want some cellulite-ridden, vain, bitchy, trashy, melodramatic, 1950's-housewife-intoxicated bipolar permapregnant unironically-a-literal-witch slut of a fucking cunt having fucking period sharts in bed next to them all night? They have so much to offer me.