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Burgers aren't really someone to talk about others having ugly women.
Anyone who has spent more than a few months in Burgerland knows that attractive women are far and in between.
If you're lucky enough to spot a blonde woman, 9 times out of 10, she has three or more chins.
The rest of the women are strange la creaturas of very questionable backgrounds. Horse teeth and massive foreheads are also something that seems to repeat itself in +80% of burger women.
My taste in women is fairly realistic, but out of the 6 months total that I've spent in Burgerland, the amount of women who didn't outright disgust me can be counted on one hand.