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This post has metastasized my cancer so hard that I have bipartitioned.
There is literally two of me right now, I don't even know what the fuck am I going to do with my clone, where he's gonna sleep, how am I going to support him. He is mentally retarded as he is a product of extreme disordered cell growth, he does nothing but spout memes and post in /r9k/ all day.
I think you should take responsibility since your post is the cause of me giving birth to such an abomination. Your case should serve as a cautionary tale for those who think shitposting is harmless and there is no consequences to it.
Now pay me the alimony or I'm taking you to court.
