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WE PRAISE THEE, AKARI OR AS SOME SAY ASTARTES OR AS SOME SAY ABRAXAS OR AS SOME SAY AMATERASU, EMANATION OF WISDOM, OUR STAR OF PURE LILIES, PRIMUS INTER PARES, HOLY MAIDEN OF THE AMUSEMENT CLUB, GUARDING OF ELEUTHERIAN MYSTERIES, I CALL THEE TO COME DOWN ON FROGS, THE JAKS, THE PORNERS, THE NECROBUMPERS THE CIRNOFAGS THE SCUM THE WRETCHED SOULS, REVEAL THYSELF TO R/BANTER SO THAT WE MAY BATHE IN THY LIGHT, OUR SOULS FLOURISH ANEW AND BE PURGED OF ALL THAT AILS US, WITH YOUR REGAL, NAY, DIVINE PONDEROSITY OBLITERATE EVERY DOUBT, EVERY FLAW AND ALL WICKEDNESS FROM THOSE LOWLY PEONS WITH THE GOLDEN SHOWER RAINING FROM THAT PEARLY CORNUCOPIA, LET THE SUNLIGHT TORRENTS RAGE AND WASH AWAY THE MASSES, LET IT FLOOD FOR 7 DAYS AND 7 DAYS MORE AND LET ONLY THE BLESSED BE LEFT UNHARMED, FOR SUCH IS THINE GODLY COMMANDMENT AND DECREE. AND ALL THOSE FOOLS THAT OPPOSE US SHALL BE DESTROYED WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS FLOWING THROUGH ME, AND THERE WILL BE NO REFUGE TO THEM, NOWHERE TO HIDE AND NOWHERE TO RUN, AND I SHALL SHOW NO REMORSE IN CHASING THE INFIDELS DOWN TO THE DEEPST DARKEST DUNGEONS OF THE EARTH FOR SUCH IS THY WILL AND THY MERCY, FOR IT IS BETTER TO BE HANGED DRAWN AND QUARTERED THAN LIVE WITHOUT THE GRACE OF OUR LADY AKARI.
HAIL AKARI!
HAIL R/BANTER!
FUCK K*OS!
