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>toilet is located in the center of family house, right next to loungeroom where everybody hangs out
>whenever folks are over, i jet piss into the toilet water so it creates a horrible sound that reverberates throughout the entire first floor
>let farts rip too and make sure they're as wet sounding as possible by clenching my sweaty ass
>everybody nervous as fuck around me every time afterwards
>if i need to take a shit make sure i save it for just before they leave and then pressure clench it out so it's one long shit sound that deafens everybody in the loungeroom
>PLOP PHHHHHHHHHT PLO PHHHHHHT pFFFFFFFFTTTT
>nobody ever uses the toilet when over because it reeks of shit and piss and there's no toilet paper because ive my ass 200 times
>do this every time people have come over for the past 5 years
>parents and family/family friends too scared to ask me to stop
>they tried to setup this years xmas gathering at a cousins house, without a doubt because they know i'm gonna lit it rip for christ
>mother convinced them to come again and asked me to "be polite" for the first time
>i'm going to save up a weeks worth of shit and destroy the toilet when they're all over
