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>Be mexican
>Threatened by three gangs because my havela house is on their turf and I forgot to pay protection money
>Cousin already got head chopped off
>Poor cousin
>Made uma deliciosa soup out of his head
>Feels good, hombre
>Sister and mommy forced into prostitution
>Have to compete with common street whores from asia
>Instead of one dorra, they say gringo pls fuck pussy only 1 pesos
>Decide to flee to glorious america
>Run across desert
>Get robbed 10 times by fellow mexicans, lose anal virginity once to One-eyed Pedro from Honduras
>Reach the border, huge wall
>Americans on huge wall
>About to gun me down
>Decide to try it out and climb the fence anyway
>Get electrical shot
>Get send back to mexico
>Am in hospital now
>Turns out the route I took was part of another gang and I didn't pay their protection money either
>Big man with machete just arrived and presented my sisters head on silver plate
>Welp, atleast I can make soup again
>Such is life in glorious mexico
