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Anonymous (ID: qirwpZjr) 11/15/19(Fri)13:57:10 No.9068374▶
They knew everything was fucked over here
>Barely make it to shore after a storm (Thanks Ukko)
>Go and hike in the forest
>Run into creepy ass and stubborn forrest finns who have the savagery of a nigger
<Hippul's whining run. Regards. Olof
>Wind up in a field, from where you see a small cabin
>Think you could get a decent loot from there
>Some mall and dirty old man in a robe starts running towards you
>Chanting a spell which sinks half of your men into a swamp
<Fucking run
>Find another cottage and go steal some cheese
>See the owner of the house return from chopping wood
>He has an axe
<Run again
>He straps his skis on
>He was naked
>He catches my friend first
<NEJ! Regards. Olof
>I make it to my ship
>Start making preparations to sail
>Hear "PERKELE" from the lake
>I had the cheese
<Ikke faen.
>I barely make it from the shore as I see the naked man emerge
>The man threw his axe at the ship
<The mast broke
>Row home
Never again
