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>Be 12
>watching Billy Madison with brother and sister
>scene comes on where they light up some dog shit in a bag on old guys porch
>decide it would be funny to try it
>dont know where to find dog shit
>little brother shits in a bag and leave it outside overnight
>next day we decide this asshole family in the neighborhood was the perfect target
>we grab the bag of shit and bike over to their house in the middle of the day
>I place the bag of shit on the porch and light it
>I ring the doorbell as I notice it went out
>too late, I book it and we hide behind some tallish weeds across the street
>the bitch sister runs out of the door and freaks the fuck out stepping on the bag of shit barefoot thinking it was still burning
>they see us because we hid like a bunch of autists so we run
>we get home and the fire department is there and has to talk about "fire safety" to us
There was also a time when we filled a pitcher up with random shit from the fridge with some piss mixed in and dumped it on her when the bitch baby sat.
