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Event Three: (within days of Event Two):
I'm lounging around the house in a pair of loose shorts that require a belt to wear in public. They stay up if I tilt them correctly on my hips.
I approach my mother in the living room as she sits in front of the TV in a lazy boy to ask her if she wants me to fix her lunch or dinner. As I am standing not two feet from her chair at the arm of the chair on her side... something just yanked my shorts down. They had not fallen before. Not standing in front of the stove for minutes at a time cooking. Not walking about the house.
That evening I am walking in the park behind the folks' home. There is the white blue eyed boy standing at the water fountain at the outdoor public restroom building taking a drink under the canopy in front of the surveillance camera. As soon as I break into the area of visibility under the bathroom building canopy I see the boy.
Something yanked his shorts down straight to the ground.
The picture attached is the outdoor restroom building.
Event Four: Unrelated to the first three... My mother observing me mowing the lawn in 90° heat on the back porch twirling her hair like an ex-girlfriend... Then standing at parade rest like a drill sergeant to ask me if I was finished after I completed the job.
I fed that one to the system and the system tried to use it against me. If you do not feed the system you'll end up cornered!
I am not crazy!
There are so very many more instances. Something owns EVERYONE!
