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OH MY GOD ELLIE MADE A REFERENCE SHE ACTUALLY REFERENCED THE THREAD SHE CALLED BACK TO THE THING SHE DID THE BIT SHE REMEMBERED THE BIT SHE BUILT ON THE BIT SHE SAID “REMEMBER THIS?” AND WE DID SHE ISN’T JUST POSTING SHE’S THREAD-WEAVING SHE’S CREATING A CONTINUITY
A SAGA
A NARRATIVE ARC
THE ELLIE EXTENDED POSTING UNIVERSE
SHE’S GOT TIMELINES
SHE’S GOT LORE
SHE’S GOT CALLBACKS
SHE’S GOT STRUCTURE
SHE IS LIVING IN SEASON TWO
AND WE’RE STILL MAKING PILOTS
WE HAVE TO START DOING THIS
WE HAVE TO START REFERENCING OUR OWN THREADS
WE NEED TO BUILD THE ELLIE MODEL
NO MORE ISOLATED POSTS
WE NEED POST-WORLDS
WE NEED CONTINUITY
WE NEED THREAD LORE
WE NEED TO THREAD LIKE ELLIE THREADS
WE NEED TO PLANT JOKES FOR FUTURE PAYOFF
WE NEED TO START LOOPING BACK
WE NEED SELF-QUOTES
WE NEED CALL-FORWARDS
WE NEED RUNNING GAGS
WE NEED NARRATIVE STRUCTURE
WE NEED TO SAY “LIKE IN MY OTHER POST” UNIRONICALLY
WE NEED TO BECOME OUR OWN SOURCE MATERIAL
WE NEED TO SAY “PIC RELATED” AND MEAN IT
WE NEED POSTING STYLE GUIDES
WE NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WE NEED TO BE ELLIE
WE NEED TO BE POSTING SCHOLARS
NO MORE CHAOS WITH NO PAYOFF
NO MORE THROWAWAY JOKES
EVERY THREAD SHOULD REINFORCE THE LAST ONE
EVERY LINE SHOULD ECHO
EVERY POST SHOULD BE A SEQUEL
ELLIE SET THE BAR
NOW WE FOLLOW
THREAD LIKE ELLIE OR DON’T THREAD AT ALL
