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Our ancestors were probably white and they didn't even look like apes. My guess is they all had blonde hair and blue eyes.
So, here's the new theory: there were our white ancestors and on the other side there were those monkeys, co-existing more or less harmoniously. After a while, the apes managed to move in the territories or homes of our ancestors and uh, well, they started to do so much copulation with a few of the women while their husbands were hunting. And couple of months later, the first black kids were born. The whole bloodline was changed.
Blonde hair and blue eyes became
black hair and monkey eyes and dark skin. I really hope my great-great-great-great grandmother didn't have sex with one of those monkeys and didn't have a half-monkey kid...Well, it's a hell of theory, I know that.
