>>4448040*starts shaving your face*
Scalpels are great for shaving problem areas on your face and in nostrils if you have a steady hand. *shaves under your chin* I learned this trick in college when I ran out of razors. One of the bros had scalpels for his medical classes. I used one to shave my junk and almost castrated myself in the process.
*kicks your chair over to put you on your back and cuts your pants off*
Oh how cute. I love your undies but I'm not interested in those. It's what's inside them that I'm after.
*cuts off your underwear*
........i hate seeing you slut around with other ANONS YOU BELONG TO ME!
